Credit Default Swaps (CDS)

A large gathering where investors meet up, usually at the Cracker Barrel, and swap recently defaulted lines of credit.  After the swap, the Cracker Barrel shift manager (who is licensed by the American Resecuritization Association of America) re-securitizes the credit lines.  CDSs are usually followed up by a round of golf and then a trip to the local strip club.  See Corporate Social Responsibility.